Mother Nature, Hurricane Sandy, and walruses

Today is a special day. Today Hurricane Sandy will hit NYC and my first guest poster will blog today. I give you the master of , The Weirdo Crater himself!! -Coolio
 Thanks to Coolio for letting me spit out a few words of not-so-much wisdom.. I would love to be able to scold Mother Nature. Mother Nature has caused Hurricane Sandy, the existence of Justin Bieber, and (deep breath) the Apocalypse. I hate you, Mother Nature. Just like I hate Top Chef, advertising, pole dancing, and kickball. I also like Mother Nature. I like walruses, pomegranates, Oreos, and YouTube. Whatever.  www.theweirdocrater.blogspot.com